olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

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rriza:

people whose parents pay them for good grades

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readingaroundthemovies:

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i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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